Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The ass gains better be worth it
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