"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
