Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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