Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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