ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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