please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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