Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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