On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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