Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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