Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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