Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
