Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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