On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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