all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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