How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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