Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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