can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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