I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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