do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
