Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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