just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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