I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
