The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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