new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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