Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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