i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
