You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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