I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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