So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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