PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
