are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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