no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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