420 ftw
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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