I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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