Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize