You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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