is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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