he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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