your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She announced her abortion via fbk
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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