"it" just moved
You work out of a Hotel?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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