I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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