I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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