dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
