Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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