It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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