Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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what are you doing with your life
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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