You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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