She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
That's how pantless uber rides happen
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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