Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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