so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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