i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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