He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
it hurts more in the daytime
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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