why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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