How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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