its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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