I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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